9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal,
where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when
I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their
ass to search the entire room for the tv remote
because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to
have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good
is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last
place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would
you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film
"did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to
the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a
question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there,
did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What
the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever
does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and
someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came
would I be standing here, dumbass? |
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